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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 185 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No no. You do it this way:

"Hey musk, you have a small dick"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, he's probably into being humiliated like that.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That's a botch job!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

musk had his mangled by a "surgeon"