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[–] human@slrpnk.net 155 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Belgian-Israeli businessman Ehud Arye Laniado, founder of Omega Diamonds, suffered a fatal heart attack while undergoing injections intended to enlarge his penis.

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However, prosecutors later downgraded the charges to failure to assist a person in danger, drug-related offences, and practising medicine without a licence.

Call me paranoid, but I'd like anyone giving me penis injections to be licensed to practice medicine.

[–] becausechemistry@piefed.social 121 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You sound like the brainwashed masses. He, a billionaire, was much more qualified to determine if someone is fit to practice medicine than some institutional board. Obviously, otherwise he wouldn’t have been a billionaire.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the Oceangate ethos: They're are too many unnecessary rules in medicine! Controlled experiments to test new drugs are just slowing down innovation!

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Just wait until someone does this with a gene drive

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Not me. I want one who's finished with practicing and ready for the big show. That's why I only use doctors who are no longer "practicing." Cuz I'm not a fucken idiot.

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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is a benefit to having health insurance: my insurance presumedly vets doctors in their network, so I'd have a hard time going to anyone unlicensed.

On the other hand, if I got penis enhancement surgery my insurance wouldn't cover it anyway, so I'd probably not care if they were out of network.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Socialized medicine also vets the doctors they have on payroll. Extra bonus: their vetting process doesn't involve a willingness to fuck patients over for extra cash.

Also, regardless of who pays, always check the doctor's credentials and more importantly their online reviews - there are a lot of crappy doctors that are acting perfectly legally.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

That makes sense. I wasn't thinking American-style health insurance vs socialized medicine, I was thinking American-style health insurance vs self pay.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Extra bonus: their vetting process doesn't involve a willingness to fuck patients over for extra cash.

Funny when here in Belgium, the government put a couple decades ago a cap on the number of doctors who were allowed to graduate medical school (numerus clausus). The goal is to reduce the number of doctors to pay for (with the support of existing doctors who want less competition).

The predictable result of artificial scarcity? I live a major city and if I want an appointment with any specialist it's a 6+ months delay or a 1-2 months if you can justify a daytrip to Brussels. This is having real tangible impacts on quality of care.

Obviously I would not trade my healthcare system for the American one but let's not pretend that money and greed aren't factors.