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[–] Meshuggah333@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you want a Mr Studd implant and you're a billionaire, don't be a cheap ass and hyer someone with a good reputation and license for peepee mods. Karma's a bitch... 

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

You think you become that rich by shelling out big bucks on dick surgeries?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it was only the assistant surgeon who was unlicensed!

[–] Meshuggah333@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

My point stand, when you're someone with common sense, you don't go to a fishy clinic with unlicensed people working there. It's recipe for disaster.