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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is way more efficient than putting them each in a submarine

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can do both

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fill a sub with their lopped-off penises?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 21 hours ago

No, obviously those are used for chum to lure in the sharks.