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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never would have pegged cosmetic surgeons as being the morally responsible type.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Question is, are billionaire diamond tycoons the pegging type?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing it makes them diamonds?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 day ago

I know a great cosmetic surgeon who's very kind and responsible. He chopped My willy off.