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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The rumor is that he got an extension. The kicker? It was botched and wasn't working right. 😆

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just to add, there is some actual evidence for this. Mainly, Elon is pretty publicly a weird pervert who is obsessed with sex, but all his kids are born from artificial insemination and his weird harem thing he has going on are all artificially inseminated. That's the main evidence for his dick not working, at the very least.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 21 hours ago

Given the new evidence it could also be he thinks adult woman are gross..