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[–] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 66 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Damn what a way to go, now the whole world knows he had a small dick as the last thing he does.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not necessarily. Data suggests that most people that feels that way have average sized penises. It's not reality what fails to them, it's their ego.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe he has a big penis and wanted a giant one? One to make a horse blush. One that makes you kick people when you get an erection in public