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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 53 points 19 hours ago

I applaud billionaire willing to die to show us what's right and wrong. Submarine excursions when you have no clue what you're doing, ruining the lives of millions with price hikes, penis enlargement surgery with unlicensed surgeons… keep at it billionaires. Let's step: going to Mars without a backup plan, because thinking things ahead is for pussy. You can do it!