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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Comrade Whale, Comrade Bee

Who are these two?

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaire-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-during-polo-match/

Comrade Bee laid down his life for the people!

A number of whales have been sinking or damaging yachts near Spain. No single whale and nothing terribly dramatic but it's become a popular Leftists meme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_orca_attacks