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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

this was in 2019

[–] 2ndSkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago

The verdict was Wednesday.

[–] murvel@feddit.nu 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Fucking 7 years old news. Not that anyone really reads beyond the article title anyway.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Because then they'd find out the verdict was this past Wednesday?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

If it makes people happy and isnt aggressively reposted, then who cares if its a repost.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If enough people report the post, it will get deleted by mods, report it

[–] 2ndSkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

The verdict was Wednesday! Report that!