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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you are in the buckets category, then pls don't make us accessories to your crimes.

If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don't worry, you'll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won't be, but it'll seem like respect.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve just got the bucket going at the moment, but if you think sticking them on will get me out of legal trouble then I’ll get to gluing them to myself. Gonna be a long day.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

IDK, IANAL and all that, but super gluing severed penises onto your body at random places may go a long way in arguing insanity.