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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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This is hilarious. Within the last few weeks Sam Harris was talking about how he would hate to die as side effects of having unnecessary surgery like a nose job, and they kind of laughed about how unlikely that is but still within the realm of possibility. And here we are ~~days~~ 6 years later, and a guy with over a billion dollars couldn't even buy a bigger dick without losing his life.
This happened in 2019
The verdict was Wednesday, which is 2026.