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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Let this be an example to every surgeon out there that if a billionaire patient dies during or after a surgery:
It can't simply be a statistical death, their trusts will have investigators digging through your trash for years and feeding a team of laywers to find the slightest excuse to end your career even if they die because they were taking party drugs and weren't honest with you.
Its best to just refuse doing surgery on a billionaire.
Or, and hear me out, take one for society like these heroes did.
"Sign here. . . and here. . . Now flop it out on the table. . . Nurse, hand me the claw hammer. . ."