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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

A dishwashing machine takes easily twice as long as you to wash dishes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But it also does the dishes without using as much water as you do.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I wash my dishes in the toilet to save water, and to get more mileage out of the flush after I'm done pooping.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago

We don't want machines to do our dishes while we create art!