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[–] WhiteRice@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Who assumed the crown after Freddy?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Alan Cumming makes all kinds of sense.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know anyone had been crowded since Prince died.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Umm, prince was pretty famously hetero.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But was he cis though? Anyway I once heard him referred to as a purple love gnome, so that's where he sits in my brain.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't say that word! Elon will ban you!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 19 hours ago

Sorry Elon, I'm all out of fucks to give. I do have a bird you can have though 🖕 - it's an engaged species, only two left 🖕

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As are much of gay royalty, such as most of the disco divas!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I guess the only reason he was "famously hetero" was because he gave of some fabulous vibes.