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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 33 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

In France, they gave 300k condoms. That's 30x the amount they gave here. And they used them all in France, how long the fuck did they think those 10k would last?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, there are more people at the summer Olympics than the winter ones (~10,500 in Paris and ~2,900 at Milan according to Wikipedia) but still one would think there should at least be 1/4 as much if they're just looking at athlete numbers alone.

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

10k for 20 days of olympic and for 3k athletes that is 10k * 2 / 20 / 3k = 1/3 of a condom per couple per day, that sounds down right reasonable for a bunch of young, perfectly shaped teenagers constantly in celebration mode.

[–] mracton@piefed.social 2 points 11 minutes ago

I wouldn’t want to share a condom with two other couples each day. That’s barbaric. /j

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I think Brazil gave out 400.000