badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Nate Silver, but worse.
Nate Silver is of course like Destiny, but better.
Destiny is of course like Vaush, but different.
Vaush is sort like if TC69 was completely different.
TC69 is like Spez, but for hexbear.
Hexbear is like reddit, but with stacking rocks instead of CSAM.
Rock stacking is like a nuke, but for the local riverbed.
The local riverbed is like if reddit was just one forum instead of a bunch of forums and also forums are water.
Water is what servers drink, but not restaurant servers.
Restaurants are like reddit, for food.
Reddit is like mussolini, if he was Hitler.
Hitler is like Chaplin, but with no hat.
Hope this clears it up.
Oh and hats are like shoes for your head.
Shoes are like hard gloves for feet.
Feet is what you get off to, you freak.
Poetry
Poetry is like posting, but for theatre kids.
GOOD post