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[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The furniture made me do it!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Video games made me do it.”

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Epp@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a strange set of circumstances.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd agree, but the platypus won't let me.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The devil made me do it

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ok but the FBI literally entraps people all the time. How is it substantially different if instead of a guy being paid to try to get you to shoot up a church or synagogue its like a chatbot agent telling you to steal cards?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

yes, that furniture right there, the one covered in skin with a creepy animatronic face (like a furby) that whispers to me in the night made me do it