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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 119 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Working for an unfeeling entity that only cares about profits and doesn't care about you.

Sounds like working for any large corporation but with better pay.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

$30 an hour to poison their data while I'm doing my actual job sounds tight to me idk bruh

They can fire me but they can't not pay me.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] foggy@lemmy.world -4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes. I will absolutely take you on that bet. Will you do crypto? I'd prefer Monero. I will provide wallet address and receipts.

I will happily take your money on top of theirs.

Let's say 7:10 dollar for dollar. Will you match every dollar I successfully earn 7:1? I'll pay you 10x what I am owed if I am not paid what owed for my work.

To be clear, if I need to sue to get this income, it may take as long as 36 months in extreme circumstances.

Something tells me you won't take this bet.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm. Chat, what is the ratio of wage theft lawsuits losses to actual wins? How many wins were actually paid in a timely manner?

https://www.nelp.org/app/uploads/2023/07/Workers-Lose-Billions-Unpaid-Wages-Every-Year.pdf

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Joke's on them... even if they don't pay it's not like I valued the time I spent on it anyway.

And I certainly didn't do a good job.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you won't take the bet.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

They pay you in AI dollars.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the AI are better employers than capitalists and we just end up working for them?

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Have you read "The Culture"? Because handing over power to the AI Minds is how you get utopian hedonistic gay space socialism.

Do you want utopian hedonistic gay space socialism?

I fucking do.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Humans have managed to kill millions of each other and start a mass extinction. I’m happy to give the machines a chance.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At the moment, they want to start nuclear war. Maybe we need to convince them otherwise, before we consider "giving the machines a chance."

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At this point I want a nuclear war. At least I won’t have to wake up early tomorrow.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's more humane than the overcomplicated shit the Epstein Island people want. Why don't they start already? Cmon Ukraine, get to Moscow...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe we can just nuke Chicago. Nothing of value would be lost.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's just me but in this age of MAGA proposing attacking blue urban areas, I find this joke less funny. :/ Sorry.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

Destroying all nuclear weapons is definitely a prerequisite.

Then you're just left with genocide, like AI did in Gaza

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont care much for the gay part, but as long as it is voluntary i'm game

(Needs some actual fucking ai tho, not probability guessing machines)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking AI? I think pornhub has that....

[–] logi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The gay is optional in The Culture (and sex changes at will), so yeah, I'm in.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get most of what you're saying.....but what's the space part? I like living on ground. I mean, I'm not opposed to a new planet. We could travel there. But I'd like to live on a planet.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The 'space' part is just what happens in "The Culture" book series. They tend to stick to gigantic ships or space stations that have ecosystems, mountain ranges, and seas.

Though really it'd be classified as more anarcho-socialism I suppose.

I'm with you, Earth is better than we deserve and we should be focused on the problems we have here.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

we should be focused on the problems we have here.

Such as restoring earths beauty. There is ZERO reason why something absurd like 40% of America is just......parking lots. Or abandoned warehouses. Or abandoned malls.

This may surprise most people, but, this country is naturally beautiful! And it can be again!

We just gotta kick this bad habit we've had for 200+ years of forced slavery, and profit chasing.

Oh, and also, no more pedophile presidents.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good point. Although, I'm unclear why you ended it with the anal fisting emoji...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's if it were facing the other direction, fyi. 😝

🎵The More You Knowww🎶

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

something absurd like 40% of America is just…parking lots

I think you might have a fever? Or dreamed that up.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Plenty of ground on a culture ship. Many of them are Big.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I always thought that the AI Minds were just his version of benevolent god slaves, in similar fashion the Superman is a bgs in the mainstream culture.