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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I'd go construction dump-truck size if it didn't risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.

Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don't know how good they have it.

E: doubly so if yours wasn't mutilated at birth