Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Hopefully The Donald drops trousers so we can compare and contrast.
I like his moxy
I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
so, i guess it's nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
I'm convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you're kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the body types seen in porn.
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him."
oh, that's mrbeast
It's a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.
How wide is it though
In the words of Ron White, "I might not hit bottom, but I'm gonna stretch out the sides".
I've seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
injection penis
Intraosseous insemination
Ducks?
Ducks?
Don't Google "duck penis."
Tuna can dimensions.
Red Stripe peen
Would
America. What a land of opposites. The man claiming to have the smallest dick to electing to biggest dick on the planet president.
We don't care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.
RAM or GMC 3500HD also add virtual inches.
If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?
Talk about cocky.
2 words, cycling shorts.
They leave very little to the imagination...
that's boomers, this is a millennial so it would be a Cybertruck or Tesla
The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like "What is that? Is it a mushroom?"
He said he was recently in a satisfying relationship that really only ended because it was long distance. Yet, he confided, it still all “affects me as far as, like, confidence and wanting to approach new people, especially females”.
I don't think your micropenis is entirely to blame here, chief edit: so are we not concerned by calling women females anymore?
I think this commenter is pointing out Mike's cringey use of "females" and is just imprecise with their communication. Or am I one of their alt accounts defending myself from this ratioing? You be the judge. (I'm not)
A smaller penis is actually preferable as it's easier to have your partner deepthroat. Meanwhile I'm over here only getting half stimulated. You know dude has a mean cunnilingus game.
Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I'd go construction dump-truck size if it didn't risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don't know how good they have it.
E: doubly so if yours wasn't mutilated at birth