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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Yes. But I'm rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.