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spoilerCountry names are usually ateji so it doesn't actually mean anything.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I was under the impression that it was from 米 from 亜米利加 abbreviated as 米 doggirl-sweat

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's actually because the US is so well-known for rice that it even has a Cabinet position Secretary of State Rice. The US high level of soybean exports is because everyone knows you need to eat both soy and rice. soy-cutie

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wow! at this rate, the US might even get a secretary of beans beanis and it will be referred to as 米豆国 instead

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you're right, I was just saying 'bless you' because ateji sounds like atchoo so I was pretending I didn't understand and thought that you had sneezed instead

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it might be this later on but I was still not sure and looked for sneezing sounds in mandarin aubrey-embarassed

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oooh what did you find? I don't know either and my first thought was 啊秋 aqiu or something, but Pleco says 阿嚏 ati for mainland and 哈啾 hajiu for tw

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found ati and hajiu althought I forgot about it 10 mins later doggirl-sweat but I thought it said both for mainland but it was some rando site. I do remember da penti though so I had to look it up to find out it wasn't onomatopoeia.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me sneezing:

皮.... 皮.... 皮卡~~~~`

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Moments before surprised-pika-messed-up