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To be fair it was the Fox News AI which did that, which we must note according to the AI Law is not legally liable for incorrectly representing reality and does not necessarily represent the views of any of the owners or staff at Fox News unless in cases it aligns with their objectives in which case it does. The Fox News AI can also serve jail time as it is sentient and thus legal action against illegal misrepresentation and journalistic malpractice by Fox News management can be focused on the Fox News AI leaving all other personnel free to continue to contribute to the job market while justice is being served.

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[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

"They wouldn't be around without us anyway, so they owe us whatever they got!" - probably any interchangeable subhuman MAGA knuckledragger.