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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44278439

Damn, even white refugees say naaahhhhh!

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I know one white South African I'd like to see go back…

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Well, I assume we'd be sending him back to South Africa… lol

That said, let's send him to Russia. Or Antarctica. heh

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He supposedly has Canadian citizenship through his mother... Yuck

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 46 minutes ago

He can get a Hunka ovation in parliament