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He's not welcome in Canada
Well, I assume we'd be sending him back to South Africa… lol
That said, let's send him to Russia. Or Antarctica. heh
What a monster you are. His dream is to colonize Mars, let's fulfill his wish! Strap him to one of his rockets and off he goes!
Yeah, let's Fry that sonofabitch. By which, of course, I mean make him the first man on Mars. Or attempt to. Either is good.
He supposedly has Canadian citizenship through his mother... Yuck
He can get a Hunka ovation in parliament