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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28668930

cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/49083

President Donald Trump has issued a full pardon for loyalist Michele Fiore, who paid for her plastic surgery with funds that were meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer

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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 44 points 22 hours ago

If this were any other president than Trump it would've been a great Onion back in the day, but to be honest a headline like this wouldn't for a second make me doubt whether it's satire or not.