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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28668930

cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/49083

President Donald Trump has issued a full pardon for loyalist Michele Fiore, who paid for her plastic surgery with funds that were meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

This part of the article is interesting (and sad):

Fiore, who does not have a law degree, was appointed as a judge in deep-red Nye County in 2022 shortly after she lost her campaign for state treasurer.

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 hours ago

Stealing from cops to buy tits. What could be more American than that?

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is gender affirming care.

[–] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Alamb intensifies

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 21 points 11 hours ago

The tough on crime president putting criminals back on the street left and right

[–] smontanaro@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

As if there was any question if George Santos will get a pardon...

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

There's no honor among thieves

[–] radix@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Please, I want Donny to have made some incredibly sleazy remark when he signed that!

Also fuck them both with a spade.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"If only Sanders would get some surgery too... that relief fund for Arkansas could be organized from the money we saved from that female reproductive study."

Edit: Just saw they didn't cut that money for the study after all.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 42 points 16 hours ago

If this were any other president than Trump it would've been a great Onion back in the day, but to be honest a headline like this wouldn't for a second make me doubt whether it's satire or not.

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 35 points 16 hours ago

She should at least be made to get a tattoo reading "Alyn Beck memorial tits" or whatever she had done.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

TFW the government doesn't back the blue.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

Well if they die then they're just suckers and losers like all the dead military servicepeople

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 17 points 16 hours ago

They only back them when they're murdering or brutalizing us.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 15 hours ago

They say they back the blue but don't support the Dems, curious

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

that is how you get goons. now she knows she is fucked if Trump goes and she will do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn't

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Trump gave her a pardon, how is she fucked if he goes away?

Now looking at her past she's done plenty of other terrible things, and after this she'll likely continue to do terrible things. So it won't be long until she needs another pardon for a new crime (or the uncovering of an existing crime).

She was also already a Trump loyalist.

So this is less a "bribe" and more a "reward".

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

my assumption is that if Trump ever goes he will be going down with a lot of trouble and people will try to undo his damages and make an example from those who benefited from his abuse of powers such as clearly illegal pardons.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

He ain’t leaving unless it’s in a casket.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What makes this an illegal pardon?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

perhaps illegal was not the correct word. let's say on the very unethical side of an ethical scale of pardons (president having pardon powers is already starting with a non zero unethical score for me)

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's my point, unless he is aware of additional crimes Trump has nothing on this woman. She was convicted of a crime, it happened, that doesn't go away. What goes away is the punishment.

Additionally the pardon power is absolute, even Trump knows that as he's been bitching about being unable to do anything after Biden preemptively pardoned a handful of people.

Now if you could uncover some type of quid pro quo for this pardon that would be a new crime and you could get both of them on that (possibly). Although I'm think technically Trump could sell pardons and that would be legal. It would be abhorrent. It would be unethical. But it would legal. (Although hopefully he would be impeached, but that's also a separate process.)

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It is not that Trump has her directly under her control by some sort of blackmail. It is more like situational control. She has benefited from the Trump presidency to the point that her gross misconducts were pardoned. That now ties her sort of organically to Trump and if newcomers want to undo everything Trump has done and take some sort of revenge, they will pay extra attention to dig extra dirt that such people have (which this woman most definitely has).

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I do agree it makes a very public attachment to Trump. However she was already nicknamed "Lady Trump" so she was already pretty attached.

Either way we agree that the pardon is a terrible act and the crime, which should not have been pardoned, was also a terrible act.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Arrest the judges, pardon the con artists

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

If you are a complete piece of shit person the Orange Turd has got your back.