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Trump pardons Nevada politician who paid for her plastic surgery with funds to honor a slain officer (www.independent.co.uk)

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cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/49083

President Donald Trump has issued a full pardon for loyalist Michele Fiore, who paid for her plastic surgery with funds that were meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please, I want Donny to have made some incredibly sleazy remark when he signed that!

Also fuck them both with a spade.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"If only Sanders would get some surgery too... that relief fund for Arkansas could be organized from the money we saved from that female reproductive study."

Edit: Just saw they didn't cut that money for the study after all.