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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I thought about going all out with this post and doing a little comic strip, like a panel of bean-joker smugly delivering his line to brat-man, a cutaway panel depicting a high society dinner party where a guest reaches for some chips but the bowl is empty, and then it cuts back to the interrogation room, the partygoers have breached the door and they're tearing bean-joker apart and devouring him.

Idk I decided that's a lot of work for a joke someone has probably already gotten to before.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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