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On an unrelated note, I have a question regarding plastic surgery and if whatever was done to her face, is fixable.
Any plastic surgeons here who can comment?
I mean, she was obviously a very beautiful woman, but her new face is setting off all sorts of alarms....
You know how Sourh Park draws Canadians? That's how I see her
fits right in at MAGA parties. also, I'll have nightmares.
"I notoriously don't pay my own employees anywhere near their value. What makes you think I'm paying full price for a qualified plastic surgeon?"
Based on my past experience as a Quake modder, it happens when your texture file doesn't have the right proportions.
Given that I'm not a plastic surgeon, I feel like I have no choice but to defer to your expertise.
Definitely not beating the lizardpeople allegations.
Maralago face is slowly being taken toward its final form: annoying orange face
DLSS5
Obviously AI enhanced, she needs to opt out
It looks like the bottom half of her face fell off and was reattached. She looks more and more like the Joker every day.
Lol, she looks like a blowup doll to me.
Who would want a blowup doll that looks like that?