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[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (11 children)

On an unrelated note, I have a question regarding plastic surgery and if whatever was done to her face, is fixable.

Any plastic surgeons here who can comment?

I mean, she was obviously a very beautiful woman, but her new face is setting off all sorts of alarms....

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

You know how Sourh Park draws Canadians? That's how I see her

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

fits right in at MAGA parties. also, I'll have nightmares.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 hours ago

"I notoriously don't pay my own employees anywhere near their value. What makes you think I'm paying full price for a qualified plastic surgeon?"

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Obviously AI enhanced, she needs to opt out

Definitely not beating the lizardpeople allegations.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Based on my past experience as a Quake modder, it happens when your texture file doesn't have the right proportions.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 hours ago

Given that I'm not a plastic surgeon, I feel like I have no choice but to defer to your expertise.

[–] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

It looks like the bottom half of her face fell off and was reattached. She looks more and more like the Joker every day.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 hours ago

Maralago face is slowly being taken toward its final form: annoying orange face

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, she looks like a blowup doll to me.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Who would want a blowup doll that looks like that?

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

If the charity has the same mission as you, can you still have it as tax write off?