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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 77 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Accommodating people with disabilities is "woke".

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Accommodating people for no material gain is “woke”.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

Being empathetic, reasonable and human is against MAGAts and "woke".

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 hours ago

DEI, or whatever stupid new buzzword they're told to use.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 3 hours ago

I think it is just an easy excuse and buzzword for "you slow down our max profit efficiency by not being simple" like there is an automated process that all of life needs to fit into. So you punish them out of existence by them either not participating or worse.

So we will pass laws to make it so we don't accommodate to squeeze out a little more profit. What a dumb addiction.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

Narcoleptics in shambles!