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Charlie Kirk’s ‘mentor’ and father of modern cheerleading dies after falling while playing pickleball (www.independent.co.uk)
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Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It's worse-minton.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

no, nothing is worse than badminton. besides maybe that speedwalking shit

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Clearly you have not pickled the balls

But yes, speedwalking is worse than that

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 51 seconds ago

wait, just remembered that cup stacking bullshit that got forced on everyone for awhile that shit was even dumber