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Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 29 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Inside the truck officers found a “custom bong device built into the dash of the truck so he could comfortably smoke drugs while driving”. Meth, heroin, and fentanyl were also discovered, as well as the stolen items.

The driver of the truck had 97 prior arrests. He is facing charges of DUI, eluding, and possession of narcotics. The passenger was turned over to Centralia PD for organized retail theft.

Goddamn dude

[–] TrippinMallard@lemmy.ml 1 points 52 minutes ago

So close to 100! Wonder what the Guinness World Record is?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Extremely unresponsible to be driving under the influence of hard drugs. If someone is going to be smoking meth and fentanyl, they should at least have the reason to not be driving.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 59 minutes ago

I mean… it didn’t say he was smoking anything but weed out of the bong… probably but FFS, how about the 99 priors??? How was this asshole even behind the wheel of a vehicle? This stinks of a CI.