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[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (12 children)

You think we’ll be using trains?

[–] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 12 hours ago (5 children)
[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Yeah, good idea, we can even make long lines of them in a well-organized convoy. Maybe the ones in front and back can control the ones in the middle.

Then to make sure they stay in formation, we can physically link them together, but with a bit of slack to turn and such.

In fact, we could even make special roads for these convoys so they get maximum fuel efficiency while also preventing them from accidentally drifting off of it. These roads would be exclusively used by these tesla convoys.

When these roads have to intersect with normal ones, we will give the convoys right of way, with some sort of movable barrier blocking the other cars from crossing.

Yeah, this idea is shaping up. Imagine all the people and cargo we could move with this hyper-efficient system.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 2 points 10 hours ago

dude went full adam something

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