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Portland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trials
(www.oregonlive.com)
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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If it's anything like Seattle the judge is probably used to running unopposed.
I'm sure as hell voting for not her this year lmao
Hmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty.
"VOTE FOR ME! I'LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!"
Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That'd be a fun one! Vote for me!
Where can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?
xToys is an open source project.
You're going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account...