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[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Nothing can be done to solve this, says only nation where this regularly happens"

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Levearging an onion article doesn't make your argument here. I mean I could accuse the homosexual industrial complex that eisenhower warned us about, what with their pernicious influence, in referencing another onion article, but it doesn't quite fit does it? That's a satire article, a joke, so don't pretend to get offended under false pretense.

Electing our judges and politicians gives us a chance to take them back, giving that power to politicians and their appointees is surrendering it. We are so far passed where we can trust the system. So far.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

homosexual industrial complex

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

please take me to the gay factory

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fact it's satire doesn't make it untrue, and we have plenty of statistics to back it up, but it seems the only thing Americans like more than complaining about their broken system is insisting that any change at all would make it worse.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

This is "nottheonion," dumbass. It means it's not the onion.

This isn't a satire comm. The articles shared here are true stories.