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MAGA fans are rejoicing on social media in favor of President Donald Trump's plan to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

Breitbart News reported that Trump would sign the order Monday evening because "President Trump believes that English is a non-negotiable safety requirement for professional drivers." Last month, Trump designated English as "the official language of the United States."

"This is such a big deal! So grateful for this, the roads will be much safer. Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers," posted @coffeegirlvegas.

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is already a Commercial Driver's License requirement. What is the specific issue here?

"Interpreters are prohibited during the administration of skills tests. Applicants must be able to understand and respond to verbal commands and instructions in English by a skills test examiner." CDL Standards

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago

Can't pull someone for "driving while brown", but you can pull someone over for "driving while not speaking English, which I just concluded from you being brown"

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't need to speak English to know turn left and stop.

[–] uselessRN@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're right. You just need to be able to read, write, and understand instructions. Wait that sounds like knowing the language

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just like reddit to downvote someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about because it doesn't sound right to you.

[–] uselessRN@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

You're being down voted by others. Mostly cause what you said is stupid