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'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison (metro.co.uk)

submitted 8 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 188 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

When banging your step mum is legal but watching a fictional video of someone else banging their step mum is illegal 🤪 welcome to the UK ladies and gentlemen.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 33 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Be sure you don't call a genocide a genocide. Wouldn't be proper.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

That would legally be "supporting terrorism" and socially be "anti-semitism".

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

It's legal if you submit your ID to the government and have it recorded in the masterbaitorbase that you whacked off to that video. What, don't make it weird... /s

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Ted Cruz is a good UK Citizen now?

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"Oi! Yew got a loicence fer that Stepmother? Roigt, oim gonna ave to clamp those jugs untill such toime as that courts decoide"

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it's not really different to supporting a genocidal fascist dictatorship and declaring everyone who supports their victims "terrorists"...

The world is an idiocracy and the majority of humanity are mentally ill. The world would not be as fucking stupid and insane as it is if the average person was logical.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

...if the people weren't intentionally under-educated and manipulated en masse for generations to prefer illogical, irrational, and self-destructive patterns by their respective "government".

FTFY.

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

But what about if you need to evidence that you had sex with your step-mom, you know, for the normal legal reasons?