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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 44 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

the UK loves to control adults. they banned face sitting porn. there was a law where you a had to ask your ISP to allow you to see adult content (with the default being off). but I'm not sure how/if it was enforced because I lived there when they made their law and had no issues.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 31 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

they banned face sitting porn.

Well, it kinda makes sense. If you allow people to simply watch face sitting porn from the comfort of their homes, how are they supposed to sell the public the licenses required to face sit in real life?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago

Oi mate do you got a cunnilicense for that?