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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 85 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I don't really get this. If the characters in the production are adults and not blood related how is it different than roommate porn?

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 hours ago

Are the royals still allowed actual sex acts with their blood relatives?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 45 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

the UK loves to control adults. they banned face sitting porn. there was a law where you a had to ask your ISP to allow you to see adult content (with the default being off). but I'm not sure how/if it was enforced because I lived there when they made their law and had no issues.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 32 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

they banned face sitting porn.

Well, it kinda makes sense. If you allow people to simply watch face sitting porn from the comfort of their homes, how are they supposed to sell the public the licenses required to face sit in real life?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

Oi mate do you got a cunnilicense for that?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

where one person pretends to be under-18

The performers may be adults, but it seems the key thing is an assertion that one or more of the characters are underage.

Which seems easy enough, two 18 year old step siblings. In fact, I don't know how often they ever explicitly state an age for a character nor anything that would definitively make them underage otherwise.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 15 points 4 hours ago

yeah im not big on fiction being censored. granted though in the modern age with computer graphics and ai it sorta gets wierd since its possible one could not tell. still with obvious classical style art it should not matter or with scripts or whatever. I mean there are a few well know porn actresses that are small and lithe and their schtick is generally a pretend to be underage. You 100% know they are adults becuase of their fame.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago