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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Controversial take: why do you want to police other people’s sex life. That’s creepy and weird.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just announced your plan for regulating other people's sex lives bruh

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My sibling before christ. I wrote a comment leading with a controversial take and then explained my concerns. This does not police anyone. Or want to police. There is more to reality than just Saying you do you on all issues for you are free. Sometimes a conversation can be had.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just said you're in favor of regulating people's sex lives, again.

It'll be easier to have a good faith conversation with people if you're not contradicting yourself.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People's sex lives are already regulated. And some part of the regulation may be good. This is not a gay sex = bad kind of regulation. I feel like you are not engaging in good faith by blocking any and all conversation.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You were asked "why do you want to police people's sex lives, you said "I don't", and every time you respond you're talking about how you want it done.

I don't think it should have been legal for that priest to rape me, probably we agree on that. I am in favor of policing people's sex lives, obviously far less than you, but I can own it.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

I don't want them policed, I want the step kink to be less pushed and a more representative and inclusive porn industry.

That's not policing their sex lives as they can still opt in. That's what annoys me about your phrasing. That phrasing sounds like you are accusing me of being in favor of banning gay sex. This is what policing sex lives has historically been.