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[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the announcement that Allbirds was transitioning from shoes, a product category it has a decade of experience in, to AI compute, a product category it has no experience in, shot the stock up by over 400 percent.

This is preying on boomers being really goddamn dumb. It's basically elder abuse!