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You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?
I once knew a guy who knew for a fact that Southern Baptist was the only true Christian religion. His reasoning? And he was absolutely dead serious when he said this and for him is was 100% a mic drop moment:
“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”
This was something his aunt had said to him years ago, which I guess underscored its infallibility. He was by far the dumbest person I had ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.
Oh, my friend, I've met modern slaves and child brides. Faith in humanity ceased to be a whole category of emotion I can hold onto decades ago.
The real irony is that this is a running joke from non-Baptist sects, but Baptists sometimes buy into it, and not to drag this down a pedantic road, but there is a whole thing about Baptists claiming some unbroken line of baptism as a practice back to JtB.
They're all like that. They memorize some glib one-liner and think by doing so they know more than scientists, historians, doctors. It's what happens when you say to narcissists, "Yes, you ARE speaking for/to God!" You create ignorant monsters.