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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 22 points 55 minutes ago

Be kind to others

-Bible

Being kind to others is evil, and it's not what Jesus would have stood for!

-Republicans

Reminder: be kind to others

-Pope

The Pope is a libtard.

-Faux News

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago) (3 children)

Y'all raised in normal places have no idea how much the average Evangelical thinks the Catholic church is straight up Satanic. My parents swore up and down when I was a kid that Pope JP2 was entirely evil to the core, as were all Catholics other than JFK, ironically.

Maybe 98.5% of Faux News viewers didn't bat an eye at this, and took yet another Big swig of the Kool-aid. This is an absolutely normal perspective for American Evangelicals.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

When I was a teenager in the '90s, my mom's church did a six-week series of lessons on Wednesday nights about how the Catholic church only pretends to be Christian, followed by another series of lessons about how the Pope meets all of the criteria to be the Antichrist.

As Jesus said, "Love your neighbor, but only if he believes in me in exactly the same way you do."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 20 minutes ago

Aw, my Mom would have LOVED that. I think she just had talk radio and a few random books from the local Christian book store to push her into that corner.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Wait, there was a secret John Paul the 3rd??? No wonder they thought he was evil!!!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 19 minutes ago

LOL, sorry, my bad. I just remembered that he was Polish, I forgot which number JP he was.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

I once knew a guy who knew for a fact that Southern Baptist was the only true Christian religion. His reasoning? And he was absolutely dead serious when he said this and for him is was 100% a mic drop moment:

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

This was something his aunt had said to him years ago, which I guess underscored its infallibility. He was by far the dumbest person I had ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

These people would be so funny, if they weren't so dangerous.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

Kinda like chimps, they're funny at the zoo, but give them machine guns

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

‘The President Is Right, The Pope Is Wrong’: Hannity Suggests Leo Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’

Updated Fri, April 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM GMT+2

Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

That's all. Not need to go to either of those barf sites.

[–] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 1 points 12 minutes ago

Both are two pedophile

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

Found your own church of Mammon then?

And slow down a bit, carricaturists are only that fast.

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 hours ago

As an atheist, this is high popcorn season 🍿 And just when you think, US Americans can not behave more brainless, they start a feud with the pope. Is there anyone left they haven't pissed off?

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 minutes ago

Proof the cult leaders don't give a rats ass about religion or faith, they're just tools to manipulate the masses.

As soon as someone with more credibility questions them, they move their goalposts to compensate.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

[Cheatsheet] Trump is right, everyone who disagrees with him is wrong.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 28 minutes ago

Dear Leader Daddy Dumpy can never be wrong! EVER!

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avignon_Papacy

is what Trump is trying to do.

They are looking for a mar-a-lago Papacy.

I'd say it's amazing how much of a fuckwit Hannity is, but it's not amazing; it's unsurprisingly typical, given his MAGAtty allegiance.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 48 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

There's a name for catholics who believe that the pope isn't always right.

They are called protestants.

Catholicism only has one firm rule: The pope is always right, without exception. There's nothing wrong with criticizing the pope. Just don't call yourself a catholic if you do.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

A friend of mine studied theology and said (when I remarked something similar) that that's a very Protestant perspective.

Catholicism has had a long history of people disagreeing with the pope. There have been antipopes, wars between Catholics and the Papal State, theological factions where the Pope is just one participant, etc. . Papal infallibility is a very recent doctrine, and it only applies when he is speaking ex cathedra, which is rarely. Many Catholics don't adhere to it, and many only consider it a matter of worldly convenience against schisms.

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass. Trump is not presented as an anti-Pope, but as an anti-Christ.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 53 minutes ago (2 children)

antipopes

Do they annihilate releasing huge amounts of energy if they touch the regular pope?

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 4 points 57 minutes ago

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/112077-trump-ai-pope-vert-thumb-dirty.png

I believe this was from before the new pope was decided.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

I’m sorry, but this is BS.

The Church is run by people and people are fallible.

Bishops sign their names with an upside down cross to remind themselves that they are sinners who make mistakes.

A shocking number of saints are people martyred for standing up to the Church when it had become corrupt.

It’s a Catholic’s duty to stand for what is right.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

Well, technically the Pope is only infallible with respect to cathedral matters:

The definition of the doctrine of papal infallibility was promulgated on July 18, 1870, in the dogmatic constitution Pastor aeternus (Latin: “Eternal Shepherd”) of the First Vatican Council. This document states the conditions under which a pope may be said to have spoken infallibly, or ex cathedra (“from his chair” as supreme teacher). It is a prerequisite that the pope intend to demand irrevocable assent from the entire church in some aspect of faith or morals.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

It is a lot more nuanced then that, but for many catholics that is how it is.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That's not really true at all though. The pope isn't always right, without exception. He's only infallible on matters of faith or morals, and on doctrine which is stated as being the view of the church and which invokes his supreme authority. Popes are capable of being wrong, making mistakes, or sinning.

Who watches this trash? Boomers? What's left of the Silent Generation?

[–] msage@programming.dev 7 points 2 hours ago

Since when is Hannity back on air? I thought he got dropped.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 11 points 3 hours ago

Somebody never got the memo about papal infallibility

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 105 points 5 hours ago (9 children)

Hannity thinks he (and Trump) knows more about how the Bible should be read and interpreted than the Pope?.......

Do these people even hear themselves?

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 49 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. Magats hear, believe and obey.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's not so much MAGATs. How can the news allow people to say stuff like this to the public.

The real issue is our quality expectations to the news distribution

[–] SquareScarletCougar@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Its because its not news. They have the title of news outlet. However they are a conservative commentary channel, and they don't consider facts, neutrality or decour.

Even they have admitted that they are not news: "In 2020, Fox News successfully defended a defamation lawsuit involving Tucker Carlson by arguing that his program was primarily entertainment rather than factual reporting"

https://truthlytics.com/module-9-the-fox-news-defense-and-the-boundaries-between-journalism-and-entertainment/

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[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Excommunicate

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible

The parts of the bible he is talking about:

'King David had 500 concubines, for crying out loud'

(him defending Trump in 2016, according to Wikipedia)

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

And the part of the Bible he was talking about isn't even in the Bible. It says David had concubines, but it doesn't say how many.

It does tell us that Solomon had 300 concubines (in addition to 700 wives). Solomon expanded on his father's excesses, so David probably had a more modest number of women in his household.

I'm sure Fox personalities wouldn't really care that atheists know more about the Bible than they do. My money is on most of them not actually believing anything they say on TV. (Remember those text messages about Trump?)

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So this is how they justify pedophiles

[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

I mean yeah, that's the one thing the Pope and Trump would agree on.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Great stuff, do the Dali Lama next

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

At least Trump has learned to have others, who are disposable, say what he wants to say.

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

True meaning being what? Might is right? Greed is good? Racism is super cool? Ignorance is knowledge?

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

3One of the heads of the beast appeared to have been mortally wounded. But the mortal wound was healed, and the whole world marveled and followed the beast. 4They worshiped the dragon who had given authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can wage war against it?”

5The beast was given a mouth to speak arrogant and blasphemous words, and authority to act for 42 months. 6And the beast opened its mouth to speak blasphemies against God and to slander His name and His tabernacle—those who dwell in heaven.

7Then the beast was permitted to wage war against the saints and to conquer them, and it was given authority over every tribe and people and tongue and nation.

- Book of Revelations chapter 13, verse 3-7

Now, I'm not saying that Saint John received divine inspiration. I'm saying that the well-known and well-funded US-based Christian death cult that wants to make the Rapture happen as soon as possible by meeting the conditions of the End Times might be happy to see things going according to (their reading of the) plan.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

More like War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Hatred is Love.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

According to these people empathy is a sin.

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