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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Did it ever occur to those morons that they might read the bible?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Pete Hegseth, the bible-thumping secretary of war, used the fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon prayer group earlier this week.

Pete has a shit ton of "crusauder" (and totally not white-nationalist) tattoos. Christianity is a label/identity for people like him, not a lifestyle or personal moral code.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The issue here is that there's a lot of room for interpretation. Slavers used the bible as defence for their actions.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago) (1 children)

The Bible is absolutely not up to interpretation regarding slavery. It is unambiguously pro-slavery.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

It is? It may be clear I'm no theologian. Have you any verses off hand?

Edit: I went off and did some digging and it looks like you're more or less spot on. There are verses in various parts of the old testament that just accept slavery as a thing.

Some new testament bits are clearly anti-slavery though.

Whoever steals a man and sells him, and anyone found in possession of him, shall be put to death.