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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's ironic is that the big opposition from the GOP to ObamaCare was this ludicrous idea of "Death Panels" weighing human life against budgets.

And yet, when the panels are a dictatorial insurance algorithm, where is that classic 2009-2010 outrage?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every accusation is a confession with Republicans

[–] rwtwm@feddit.uk 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You probably already know but, those arguments aren't why the GOP were outraged. It's what they thought would be most likely to get the public outraged.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"the public" seems dumb as fuck.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, you can blame the GOP for defunding education as well.

(I have exactly zero love for the Zionazi-owned Dems either but I'm not aware of them ever defunding education)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or discriminating against gays, or cutting food stamps, or invading Greenland, or storing nuclear secrets in bathrooms, or...

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I do recall them being unabashedly genocidal in Palestine though, so I'm not exactly in a rush to give them credit for less-than-the-bare-minimum.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The public is way less intelligent than "dumb as fuck" hopefully we can get there on the way to marginally dumb. But I doubt it

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That no longer matters as they are not the ones in charge anymore...

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's not true, and a dangerous cop out

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That’s not true

We shall see, only time will tell (though it's interesting that any sitting President is allowed to legally assassinate anyone they want with virtually no oversight that we are told of).

a dangerous cop out

Fair.

The panels are often just an automated script that always replies with Denied the first time too, since people sometimes dont fight it.