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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Well, no. Not an unmonitored room. I want cameras in that room, and to stream it in ppv.

Also, the parents are allowed to bring non-gun weapons into the room.

I'd make popcorn!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Degrease it and throw it in a gross looking pond for a bit first. The rust and weird slime growing on it will do wonders for anti vaxxers.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

Username checks out?