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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[–] kevinsky@feddit.nl 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile these same cunts spend more time on the golf course and on random yachts than most people do in their own home, also under the guise of "(net)working" obviously, while at the same time mandating a full return to office for the grunts.

Flexibility is a two way street. You want me to be invested in the work in the company, stop posting linkedin stories and find ways to make exactly that actually enticing.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Obviously all that yacht and golf time is still work. #grindset

/s obviously